| TAOISM |
Shit happens. |
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| BUDDHISM |
If shit happens, it's not really shit. |
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| ISLAM |
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. |
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| PROTESTANTISM |
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. |
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| JUDAISM |
Why does this shit always happen to us? |
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| HINDUISM |
This shit happened before. |
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| CATHOLICISM |
Shit happens because you're bad. |
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| HARE KRISHNA |
Shit happens rama rama. |
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| T.V. EVANGELISM |
Send more shit. |
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| ATHEISM |
No shit. |
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| JEHOVAH'S WITNESS |
Knock knock, shit happens. |
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| HEDONISM |
There's nothing like a good shit happening. |
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| CHRISTIAN SCIENCE |
Shit happens in your mind. |
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| AGNOSTICISM |
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. |
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| EXISTENTIALISM |
What is shit anyway? |
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| STOICISM |
This shit doesn't bother me. |
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| RASTAFARIANISM |
Let's smoke this shit. |
