The History of Michael Jackson's Face
|From Fox News, here's what
Michael Jackson COULD have looked like without all the plastic surgery
||Michael Jackson ... in his teens
||Michael Jackson ... through the years
||Michael Jackson ... today at 46
||Michael Jackson ... at age 65
1979 age 21
Hard to believe - this was Michael Jackson. He was born
August 28, 1958 - one of 9 kids. His father reportedly nicknamed him
Mike was born a cute African-American guy.
"Normal", if you will, and very talented. Despite the
current, sad stories about his lonely, sad childhood, Mike grew up
surrounded by famous people and an adoring public. At age 5, Mike and
his brothers were the amazing 'Jackson 5'. They played locally, then
in New York and Philly. They were "discovered" by Gladys
Knight and pianist Billy Taylor at the famous Apollo Theater in
Harlem. By age 11, Mike was a Superstar. At age 13 he went solo and
had his first #1 hit at 14 with "Ben" (a touching love song
to a rat). Who knew he'd get addicted to plastic surgery, face
accusations of child molestation and end up America's Most Famous
1984 age 26
|Mike gets his nose slightly narrowed and his eyebrows
shaped. This was his "Thriller" Era and he was smokin'. People
did notice this facial change and commented on it - guys just didn't do
this back then.
Some in the Black community made comments about him having a problem
with his African-American looks and making his nose more
"White". He was cute as hell, though. Oh, baby. He gave
coherent interviews. He had a cute sense of humor and was seen on TV
doing other things besides whining, faking tears and defending legal
charges. He didn't wear a face mask in public. He smiled a big,
infectious smile. He was humble and grateful for his fame and his fans'
appreciation. He made hit after hit, celebrated music videos one after
another, sealed obscenely huge record sales and contracts. He had
unprecedented $ponsorship deals with Pepsi, and LA Gear Sportwear.
People stood in line at 1AM to purchase "Thriller" when it
came out, even though the store didn't open until 9 AM.
1985 age 27
The shark music from "Jaws" starts softly
in the background...
Another nose job to narrow things and permanent eyeliner tattooed
around his eyes. Ouch! Is that lipstick?! Hell, it's the 80s - it's
allowed. During that time he had an army of spin doctors, lawyers,
bodyguards, agents, minions, PR magicians, attendants, and managers all
making sure he no one had a clue about his personal life but what did we
care? He was doing amazing, selfless things - contributing to children's
charities and starting his own "Heal The World Foundation";
cowriting the famous "We Are The World" song to help African
famine victims. He was given the Heritage Award and praised by Queen
Liz, President Reagan and others. Mike was everywhere, giving as much as
he got and letting us all know how blessed he was. There was no one who
wasn't impressed and didn't sprain an ankle trying to imitate his
"Moon Walk" in their living room.
Almost, but not quite,
The Rock Horror Show
1987 age 29
The Sigourney Weaver in "Ghostbusters"
Stage - The beginning of the end.
OK, people and the press are really talking now. Gasps are
audibly heard. He gets his nose done again, and, in a move that will
forever baffle the world, neglects to sue the bastard who botched the
surgery job on him. He suddenly has cheek bones. In a mere year and a
half his skin's gone from beautiful cocoa bronze to fish belly white. He
first denies this, then blames it on the medical condition Vitiligo
which causes people of color to develop light patches of skin that lack
pigment. Well he doesn't say this, his "people" say
this. Mike ain't saying a thing which is odd considering the good he
could do to bring this little understood condition to public light.
Rumors abound that he's been allegedly taking female hormones (note the
clever use of the word "allegedly" to avoid a law suit) to
remove facial hair and keep that voice of his at the 12 year old boy
pitch. He's talking in a Marilyn Monroe Little Girl Whisper. He's
started the Spin of the misunderstood, picked-upon Victim instead of an
increasingly weird 30 year old man. He's creepy. People are making jokes
that only in America can you be born a black man and end up a white
woman. Talented or no, the fact is we're realizing that Michael Has
1991 age 32
In an insult to transvestite men everywhere - who can look pretty
damn good in a dress and makeup and can project alluring female
charm - when Mike does this, he doesn't even have the decency to
stop grabbing his crotch every 1.0045 seconds and allowing that
image for us. His skin is getting lighter still even though it's
supposedly already been lightened (or not...who do you believe? Him
or his PR people?). His public antics are presented weekly, as are
his new lip colors. He should pick a damn color and stick with it
already. Eyebrows were whittled down to Joan Crawford peaks. He now
has an interesting, manly cleft in his chin and a dropped, square
jawline. The joke was that he was really his sister LaToya -
you notice you never saw them in the same room together? He gets his
nose done again and now sports little teeny triangles for nostrils
and a sharp razor ridge you could grate cheese on. Popular opinion
is he "messed it up". He defends himself in the press by
asking why people make such a Thang out of it... a lot of people get
a little nose work done! and it's not national news! Sheesh already!
Can't you leave him alone?! He's got a skin disease! (although
having Vitilgo has nothing to do with having nonstop plastic
surgery). He had a bad childhood! He's a nice person! He recycles
his plastics! Even people in his 'camp' are publicly saying the
man's elevator isn't going to the top floor anymore.
1993 age 34
The "Judy Jetson"/Flying Monkey look..and
the year It all began..
He messed with it all again
. Current Color: toilet paper pink.
Cheeks: Squirrel socking nuts away for the winter. Reportedly the tip
of his nose is so damaged from the operations that the tissue has
died, and he's now wearing a fake prothesis tip. (Ya think? )
This unnecessary and seemingly nonstop alteration has passed into the
realm of "self-mutilation" and when the shocking news of
come to light, it's the last straw for his sponsors Pepsi,
LA Gear and others who cancel his contracts. The public, who forgave
his mounting eccentricities because of his incredible talents nod in
silence about it all, unsurprised. Most remark that someone with this
going on visibly outside has to have a lot of demons going on inside.
In his defense, Mike launches his second career as Whining, Weeping,
Hurt, Offended, Innocent Victim. Like being instantly on the verge of
tears at any legit question he wants to avoid is also
Ms. Judy Jetson
|1997 age 38
The "Alcoholic Housewife" look...
... didn't catch on either. Even the staunch defenders of Michael's
sanity have to admit the boy's cheese has slid off his cracker. Mike
gets a fake chin implant and suddenly loses his cleft chin, the sides of
his face are stretched taut, his nose isn't pointing North anymore and
it's anyone's guess what the hell he did to his skin this time. The Art
of Cosmetology seems to be an unknown science in his part of the world
and he's getting his face done at the local morgue. He has new lipstick
(my shade Mike ... cool!) and jokes abound that he's turned into Diana
Ross. He is a ghoul and seems to be a sick puppy with all this stuff
he's done to himself and his bizarre antics in public. Each photo that
shows up in the coming years never fails to make people's jaws drop.
Mike gets worked up saying he doesn't see why everyone but him
can have a little nip and tuck on the nose but let him go have a
tiny bit and BOY O BOY it's National News. ::fake sob!:: He doesn't
think he looks that different and wishes people would leave him alone.
We wish he'd leave his face alone.
1999 age 41
The Batman Period - Holy Joker!
New chin again. Nose again. New cheeks. Smaller jaw. The Bizarro
angles gone. The gaunt look is replaced by rounder fluff. This would
all be amusing as Theater except this is how he's walking around,
every day, pretending this is all perfectly normal. The weirdest thing
is people act like it is. I mean, you never see photos of Mike
dragging the usual 3 or 4 little boys around with him, at some awards
show and see people in the background throwing up. Rumor has it he
transplanted some pubic hair to his jaw to try to make a Goatee in an
attempt to butch up , but the thought is too repulsive to dwell on.
Of course that's just Tabloid fodder.
The Japanese Anime Cartoon Guy period
Oh, this isn't looking good...a Goatee! Suddenly his jaw is an inch
longer. He got his eyes pulled so tight he looks Oriental and they've
ceased to line up properly. His lips have a hint of that lizard-lock
smile you see on people who have overdone the facelifts. Good thing
Japanese Anime cartoons are taking the US by storm so this is kind of
fashionable. Hey, if you plaster the make up on enough, you can make
anyone look good. A new fad are the "Glamor Shot" Stores,
where women plop down huge amounts of $$$ to have technicians
professionally do their make-up, hair. Photography experts
professionally light them and transform the package into a drop dead
gorgeous, stunning New You and take photograph evidence that it was
actually managed. Everyday women are transformed into sensual, perfect
creatures. Because of this It hits us that this is the trick Michael's
been using in all those perfect professional photos we see of him! You
mean all those photos of him are retouched?! Say it ain't so! When
he's caught in public it's quite a different matter. And ack! Is
that pubic hair?
What Ever Happened To Baby Mike?AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! GAHHHHHH!! Oh, sorry....
My, my.. where does one start? Here is Michael at the age of 42 with
his wrecked face and apparently no makeup. Gone the artistry of the
airbrush, wizardry of make up artists and the kind, magic lighting of
studio crafted reality. You can see the rumored (please note inventive
use of word "rumored" to avoid a law suit...) fake-nose-tip-prothesis
hanging off as well as the scars. The thin little beak nose of 1997
seems to have expanded once again. It's hard to see a human being in
there, and it's amazing there are plastic surgeons who can mutilate
someone like this and sleep at night. I wish I had $1 for every ranting
"fan" who's accused me of altering this photo or
airbrushing/faking the photos on this page. I tell them that's called
"getting sued to oblivion" ", if it were true on my part.
All these photos are from fan or "official" web sites or major
publications and can be obtained by anyone willing to use a search
engine for an hour or two. Information on Mike's face, his sugeries, his
bizarre personal and public actions and the words of people who have
stopped covering for him fill ten of thousands of web sites.
to Baby Jane"
a great, creepy movie
Jan 2002 age 43
The "Black Lagoon" phase
news brings Michael out of his Howard Hughes-like life and back into
the spotlight when he charges his record company, Sony, is
"racist". That's why his "Invinsible" CD sold 2
million copies; Sony didn't promote him enough. He sez. We all get to
gasp anew and ask the question - what happened?! Seems he's had his nose
fixed,,,WHEW! and just got out of bed. As it is reported in the news it
seems a bridge was built to widen the nasal passages. "Thank
God!" the headlines say. Poor thing probably couldn't breathe! with
those teensy bitty nostrils. Oh How Nice For Him! Perhaps his singing
will improve, since his last album was 70 minutes of hiccups, grunts,
fake crying and yips. One has to wonder why, with all his money, he
can't seem to find plastic surgeons who are capable of actually doing
plastic surgery. The "fixed" bridge appears as two lumpy lines
and not what say, just for the sake of argument, a plastic surgeon might
put in someone's face to create a nose bridge. Maybe this is a new trend
in Breath-Rite Strip implants? One wonders what those Jutting Gill Bumps
were on the sides of his jaw in 1997. Mike ruins his symmetry schtick
with mismatched, lopsided eyes and lipstick like my senile Aunt Margaret
wears. Music critics and even those in the record industry are saying
OK, quite enough from this goof. There is even a TV special in the UK
asking - If this is what the guy is doing to his outside, then what the
hell is going on inside? What's happened to our Michael?
Oct 2002 age 44
|Tracey Orvez took this photo in the parking lot of the
Beverly Regent Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. She heard he was
there so waited in hopes of seeing him. What a surprize it must have
been to see The Mike, making his way to his limo dressed in only blue
Jammies with snow flakes and polar bears on them. Always a good look for
a star, I say. She asked if she could take his photo and he said
sure...as long as she "stood well back".
I can't imagine why.
The publicly decried "third nostril", which appeared after
the January plastic surgery (see above photo) that a few took time out
of their busy days to write and inform me I was full of shit about,
seems to be closing up but has left an obvious scar. The tip, which has
been rumored (damn, I'm good) to have died and/or be a puttied-on
prothesis looks to be dead tissue and/or a puttied on prothesis. Said
Ms. Orvez: "He looked like a ghoul. When I had the picture
developed, I was sick. The guy doesn't appear to have a nose."
Well, when you hack away at it for 15 years, that happens. But as my
detractors write to me, I just put these vicious "lies" up
because I'm "jealous". I am, boy howdy! I'm jealous I don't
have whatever it is Mike's on to make his pupils the size of dinner
plates. And I would really love some Polar bear and snowflake
jammies myself. I wish Tracey mentioned if they had Feets in them or
not! It's hell trying to find "fun" jammie feets pajamas when
you're a grown up woman. How envious I am that a grown man can!
|Evil Dead 2
|Nov 13, 2002
The Latex Monkey In a Bad Wig Look of Planet
The story is that Mike was in court because of a $21 million suit
filed by his longtime promoter, Marcel Avram. He says Mike didn't show
up for 2 concerts New Years Eve 2000 and Mike says he thought they'd
been canceled so spent the night at home watching TV. ::rolling eyes:::
Jackson wore a surgical mask when entering and leaving the courthouse
(gee..wonder why?). His former publicist says he routinely wears the
mask "to protect his throat from pollution and germs". Like
that reason in itself is a perfectly normal one. You see anyone else
walking around with surgical masks on? Perhaps it's to hide the dead,
rotting tip of his putty nose. Just to throw out an idea here. What I
think we have here is the New Howard Hughes.
I like the wig though. I wasn't aware that the historic (3000 - 1200
BC) tradition of wearing dead marmots on your head had been revived. Are
those caterpillar eyebrows? A 1000-yard stare? What a trend setter!
Thirty fans were allowed into the courtroom after winning that
"honor" by Lotto.
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